humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via pizza)

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via perks-of-being-chinese)

zackisontumblr:

*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

(via luveing)

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(Source: khione, via luveing)

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

(via pizza)