thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(via stability)

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(via lohanthony)

richarcl:

dying is taking too long

(Source: homophobic, via pizza)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via luveing)

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via pizza)

frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

(Source: studip, via virginity)